The public probably see Nino as a snarky, mischievous, and conniving brat. Well, that’s actually kind of true, if I must say so myself. He loves to play games, prank and tease people, but most of all; he likes to touch my butt. Well, I really hope that’s what he loves most. I don’t know what I would do if he didn’t like me—I mean, my butt the most. Ever since debuting in Arashi, I’ve never felt a day where I didn’t have hamburger like hands on my left cheek (sometimes right, it depends on what mood he’s in, or you could say middle—but that’s something completely different *cough*). Anyways! There isn’t a day I’m not touched. Even if it’s not my butt that’s being groped, he’s clinging to me in other ways like, resting his head on my shoulder or lap (I prefer the shoulder, since well, the lap is kind of close to the “you know what”), slinging his arm casually around my shoulders, holding me around the waist, or even hooking his arm with mine.
Since I’ve gotten so used to the skin-ship, on the days where he doesn’t touch me, I feel a void in a little spot in my heart that’s reserved for Nino (Nino’s touching-ness, not because I have feelings for him, definitely not). That’s why on days like those, I try to cling to him. Haven’t you ever noticed years ago on our show “Arashi no Shukudai-kun” that even though our couch was made for two, we’d be so close that you could fit probably two more besides us (Aiba even named our couch “Ohmiya’s love nest”), or on the show’s on now like “VS Arashi” and “Arashi ni Shiyagare” that we’re always standing together very closely (I really like his warmth).
There’s so much touching that, that’s also where a problem arises. Nino doesn’t like to be touched back. Doesn’t he know how much I want to touch him too? It’s not because I like him, but I feel it’s fair, you know, like that quote “eye for an eye, arm for an arm” (or was it tooth for a tooth?). Sometimes I see Sho resting his hand on Nino’s knee, Aiba casually leaning onto Nino, or even Jun doing the damn titanic pose with him (I really hate this one, too close, too close for my liking) and it actually bothers me quite a lot, more than I thought it would. I can feel anger and something else (Sho says it’s jealousy, but that’s impossible. Just because he’s on “News Zero” he doesn’t have to ‘act’ smart around me too, pft that boy, he amuses me a lot) bubbling in the pit of my stomach and a little voice in the back of my head screaming “break it up.”
But you’re probably thinking that right now I’m a pervert or something, right? Well I’m not, I don’t like (I said like) Nino just because he touches me. Of course I like him because he’s a member of my most loved group of favorite people (along with my mama) but that’s not the only reason. I like the way his eyes light up when something amuses him (usually it’s after he plays a prank on Jun), the way he hides his laugh in the crook of his arm, how he manages to always look so damn adorable when he’s lost or confused, knows how to make a great comeback, is gentle when needed, kind, caring, funny, sings from his heart, takes many things into consideration, his slightly pink cheeks when he’s embarrassed, well basically everything (I could go on forever, but I’m pretty sure you’ll fall in love with him too then. YOU CAN’T! He’s mine).
Crap, I just said something I wasn’t supposed to say. Well, it’s too late hiding it now anyways. You probably caught me. Yes, I am absolutely, crazily, and desperately in love with that snarky, mischievous, and conniving brat. Don’t tell Johnny-san, he might make us do Ohmiya SK again (don’t get me wrong, I would love to do all that stuff again with Nino, but those outfits… *shiver*). Well off topic again, but the whole point of this was to tell you guys—the fans—that please support Kazu and I (truthfully, Johnny told me to do this to tell you guys about Nino since it’s his birthday, but I must say, I really screwed that up. I tend to get off topic a lot… it started out normal though! At least give me credit for that!) in our relationship. Oh, and I have a secret. Don’t tell Kazu okay? I’m planning on marrying him (I really can’t see me without a Kazu by my side, I really do love that boy.) but not yet, eventually I will ask him though. Right now, I think we’re fine the way we are. Arashi will keep on going strong for a long time to come yet.