Nino’s always loved Ohno. It’s just he never actually quite told the man himself. He was scared of rejection and possibly ruining their beautiful friendship. But when Ohno’s An-An came out today, and Nino saw the cover, he knew he had to buy plenty of copies AND he needed to get his hands on the real thing. The editors of the magazine only gave Ohno 2 free copies, which he probably wanted one for himself and maybe for his family? Who knew, that man is a puzzle sometimes. Point is, Nino knew he wouldn’t get one from the man himself. So, Nino had to go out and get a few for himself. Why a few? Well, even if they’re all the same pictures, you can never get enough of Ohno pictures, that man’s like a pot of lava! So sexy and so hot.
But the problem is how would Nino get his hands on them? He had filming for Arashi Ni Shiyagare in a few hours and right now he’s in the green room with the other members. Nino knew he wouldn’t go unnoticed if he left, but he leaves randomly all the time, so why couldn’t he just try it now? Oh and wait, that proves another problem. How is Nino going to buy the magazine without getting recognized? That would be VERY VERY bad, how is he going to explain why he’s sneaking around, if he gets caught by the reporters (there’s always some lurking about), and that’s he’s buying Ohno’s An-An? It’s not like Nino could tell the whole world he loves the man, well Nino could do that, but that would probably turn out as a disaster. Nino wouldn’t know unless he tried, and would he try because if he doesn’t get his hands on a magazine, who knows who would end up killed; probably the next person who talks to him (which is probably Aiba, that boy never shuts up).
So Nino uncurled his body from Ohno (he whined a little under his breath, and that made Nino very happy and almost curled himself back up with Ohno but that would mean letting all the fans get Ohno’s An-An, and he definitely wouldn’t let that happen) and got up from the couch. The other members looked up but otherwise didn’t say anything. So Nino just walked out of the green room like usual. As soon as the door closed behind him, he bolted to the room with all of their clothes from the show. He grabbed what looked like the most inconspicuous and would hide his identity which was a hat and a scarf. He stuffed the clothing under his shirt and walked out the door and through the building as normal as possible.
When Nino got outside, he quickly put on the clothing, and looked at his reflection from the glass windows on the building.
“Dammit, it still looks like me!” He said under his breath. “Oh well, I’ll go to Plan B.”
Plan B was to use someone, and hope to god they wouldn’t tell the reporters. Nino walked to the nearest magazine store (where he spotted only a few An-An’s left) and waited around the corner where no one would see him. He waited until he could spot a person who looked trustworthy. He was beginning to feel a little edgy when he spotted her. He giggled under his breath and waited until she was close enough and grabbed her by the elbow. She gave a little scream but it wasn’t fast enough since Nino covered her mouth as soon as she was in range. She started thrashing around, but Nino had her in a strong grip.
“Stop moving!” He hissed.
She stopped moving and turned her head towards Nino’s face. She made an O like face and it looked like she was very happy. Nino knew that face, and it’s not good.
“You’re Ninomiya Kazunari from Arashi!!!!” She said in a quiet voice, which was a good sign.
“Err, yeah.” Nino said a little suspiciously.
“What brings you out here and pulling random people into--” she looked around, “a corner?”
“Well, you see, I need help with something.” Nino said sheepishly.
“Oh? I’ll be glad to help.” She said.
“That’s great to hear! But I need you to promise me you’ll never let anyone know.” Nino said while narrowing his eyes into a glare (hopefully it looks evil enough, but who knows what scared these fangirls, they’re tough, tough).
“Yeah sure. What is it?” She asked, while looking unfazed.
Nino silently cursed in his head that the glare didn’t work, but he knew this girl would be trustworthy anyways. “Well, I need you to go to that magazine store and get me all those copies of Ohno’s An-An.”
Her eyes gleamed but otherwise she agreed. Nino gave her the money (killed him a little on the inside, but it was worth it) and off she went. She came back with four copies of the magazine and shining eyes.
“Here.” She said as she handed them over.
Nino cleared his throat and held out his hand once more.
“Oh yeah, your change.” She handed over the change and said something under her breath that sounded suspiciously something like “I heard rumors that you were stingy, I guess it’s actually true.”
“Thank you. May I ask your name?” Nino asked.
“Alyssa, but call me Ari-chan.” She said as she saluted and winked (looked very alike to what Nino usually did, but he wasn’t going to call her out on it).
“Thanks Ari-chan.” Nino said and was about to walk away when she called out.
“Wait! I have a question. Why me?” She asked.
“Oh, for no reason. You just looked reliable.” Nino smiled and walked away, he wasn’t about to tell her that he chose her because she looked a little like Nino himself (he knew that anyone who had to look like him would be angels –winkwink-).
Nino got back to the green room just right after the other members left it, and quickly stuffed the magazines in his bag. He ran to where the members are on stand-by and acted like normal. He went through the show perfectly but the only thought he had was that he wanted to look through the magazine as fast as possible. When the director called it over for the day, Nino all but bolted from the set. He quickly gathered up his things and was about to leave when the other members came in and Jun pulled him aside.
“What were you doing earlier, you were in such a rush. You almost started the show late too!” Jun said a little angrily.
“Sorry J. Personal reasons.” Nino said and smirked.
Jun scoffed but left him alone to pack up his things. As soon as Nino was free, he ran, so he could go home and read and look (more like drool) at the magazines. Since Nino ran off so fast, he didn’t realize Ohno had something important he wanted to say.
Nino was at home and comfy on his couch looking at the magazines, when his doorbell rang. Nino looked up with curiosity, since he wasn’t expecting anyone. He got up with an annoyed grunt but as soon as he opened the door, any thoughts of wanting to kill the person for interrupting his “Oh-chan” time evaporated because the man himself was there.
“Oh-chan?” Nino said surprised.
“Hey Nino. Can I come in?” He said.
“Uh—” He looks at the couch where the four magazines lay open, “yeah, hang on a moment.” He bolts from the door and picks up the magazines and stuffs them under the couch.
“I’m coming in.” Ohno announces.
“Yes!” Nino squeaks.
When Ohno walks in, he looks around curiously; like he was trying to spot what Nino was doing before he walked in. Nino laughs a little awkwardly but motions for Ohno to sit on the couch. They cuddle together.
“So, what are you doing here?” Nino asks.
“I want to tell you something-- Nino; your couch is a little lumpy.” Ohno says while moving around uncomfortably.
All Nino could think of was shit, I’m going to be found out! Before Nino could say something witty, Ohno already had his hand under one of the cushions and pulled out a magazine. He stares at it curiously, and then looks over at Nino.
“Um, Oh-chan, I can explain…” Nino says while looking down at his knees.
Ohno puts his hand under Nino’s chin so he could bring their gazes together. “Nino, why bother with the magazines?”
“Err, Uh, well, you—you’re kind of sexy.” Nino says while trying to avert his gaze but Ohno’s hand was in the way.
“Nino, you could have just asked. I would’ve given you one of my magazines, and you could always have the real thing.” Ohno said.
“But! I thought you wanted it for yourself and your family or someth—wait. The real thing?” Nino stares into Ohno’s eyes intently.
“Yes.” Ohno says with his deep oh so very sexy voice.
Nino just mumbles something incoherent under his breath since he no longer had any brain function since Ohno’s face right now was very close, very close. Ohno moves in closing the last centimeter of distance between them and kisses Nino. Nino kisses Ohno all the time but never has Nino ever had a kiss like this. Nino wraps his arms around Ohno’s neck; bringing him in closer and Ohno has his arms around Nino’s waist.
They’re panting when they break apart from the earth shattering kiss and Ohno suggests something that Nino complies with easily. “Shall we go to bed?”
“Oh-chan, that’s the best thing I’ve heard you ever say since I’ve met you.” Nino says with a sly smile on his face.
Ohno picks Nino up easily and walks to Nino’s bedroom. They undress before getting into bed. All you could hear from the two for awhile was pants, moans, and curses. When they both release, they flop down onto the bed tired. Ohno cleans them both up and crawls back into bed and they curl into each other without an inch of space between them. Normal people would probably be scared of suffocating, but Nino wouldn’t have it any other way then to suffocate into Ohno’s embrace.
“Ne, Oh-chan. What did you actually come here for anyways?” Nino asks.
Ohno breaths in Nino’s scent and exhales. “I like the way you smell, Nino.”
“Oh-chan, you’re so weird.” Nino giggles and moves in closer, if that was even possible.
“Well, what I really mean, is that I really really like you Nino. Like, ‘I love you’ kind of like.”
Nino gasps and brings his head out from the crook of Ohno’s neck and shoulder to look at Ohno’s eyes. “Really?”
“I’ll take back what I said earlier. This was the best thing I’ve ever heard you say.” Nino kisses Ohno lightly on the lips and puts his head back into its former position. Nino’s always been shy with his feelings, so he’s not the type to voice them out loud, so he mouths “I love you too” on Ohno’s skin.
Ohno smiles and the both drift off into sleep.
Somewhere Ari-chan was saying quietly to herself, “I knew Ohmiya was real!”